The CSIRO published a report today outlining that a filthy toilet at your favorite local is still the best place to knock back a few snow soldiers.
Outranking such classics as the glass table, a frantically taken down wall mirror and the back of a smartphone, a disgusting pub dunny is Australia’s favourite place to ingest the Peruvian dancing dust.
“Nothing will ever beat cramming into a cubicle with your supervisor and tipping a few nose schooners” said one local Barback.
“There’s just something about the smell of stale piss and fresh shit that makes a swift line of booger sugar even better,”
“That and the sound of someone blowing chunks like it’s goin [Sic] out of fashion.”
More to follow.
Author: Parsley Adams – Editor-in-Chief.