A local Red Velvet cake is throwing some pretty queer vibes right now.
Locals speculate that the cake may just bat for the other team.
“I mean look at it, all velvety and shit – do you reckon he catches or pitches?” sniggers Barry Schofield, barista, and onlooker.
“I bet it does” he giggles, dribbling down his big fat chin.
The Shallot is unable to tell for sure at this juncture, however, we suspect this particular cake may just enjoy a cream filling more than some other cakes.
More to follow.
Author: Parsley Adams – Editor-in-Chief.