George Calombaris Belts A Horse This Time

Celebrity Chef, George ‘porgey’ Calombaris, today struck a horse, yet again unable to contain himself at a sporting event.

Coming to his own defense, the souvlaki king claims that the equine creature “was looking at him [me] funny, ay!”

Witnesses claim that the crowned prince of Mykonos threatened to include the horse – Red Cardinal – as part of his new menu before sack whacking a nearby jockey.

We will bring you more on this, as-it-happens.

Author – Parsley Adams – Editor-in-chief.


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