Celebrity Chef, George ‘porgey’ Calombaris, today struck a horse, yet again unable to contain himself at a sporting event.
Coming to his own defense, the souvlaki king claims that the equine creature “was looking at him [me] funny, ay!”
Witnesses claim that the crowned prince of Mykonos threatened to include the horse – Red Cardinal – as part of his new menu before sack whacking a nearby jockey.
We will bring you more on this, as-it-happens.
Author – Parsley Adams – Editor-in-chief.