Drink News

Manager Reaching For Michael Bublé Christmas CD

October 13, 2017 TheShallot 0

A local bar manager is reaching for the Michael Bublé Christmas CD and terrifying his staff in the process. As his fingertips touch the upper right-hand corner of the Grammy award-winning ‘Christmas’, a waitress faints, the weight […]

Food News

Breaking: Dropped Cutlery Still M.I.A

May 3, 2017 TheShallot 0

Urgent news has been passed over to news desk here at The Shallot: one of 5 expensive cheese knives at a restaurant near you is still missing-in-action. “I swear I didn’t know the consequences of […]

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