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Local Porn Star Says ‘I’ve Seen Worse’

May 9, 2017 TheShallot 0

After the events of today’s creampie incident, which saw Qantas CEO, Alan Joyce, covered with delicious whipped cream and other tasty ingredients, many were shocked. Local Porn Star, Destiny (27-D), however, is not impressed, claiming […]

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Breaking: Dropped Cutlery Still M.I.A

May 3, 2017 TheShallot 0

Urgent news has been passed over to news desk here at The Shallot: one of 5 expensive cheese knives at a restaurant near you is still missing-in-action. “I swear I didn’t know the consequences of […]

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