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Curly Parsley Shortage Cripples Competition BBQ Industry

October 17, 2017 0

Australia’s competition BBQ industry is at a stand-still due to a nationwide curly parsley shortage. Pitmasters everywhere can be seen wandering the streets of Sydney, Melbourne, and Adelaide, tongs in hand, their beards less plump than […]

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Severed Head Found In Heston Blumenthal’s Fridge

October 16, 2017 0

Renown Chef, Heston H. Blumenthal, has today been taken into Australian police custody after Blumenthal housekeeper, Singh Patelli, found a severed head disguised as pasta amatriciana in the garage fridge. “At first I was like […]

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Manager Reaching For Michael Bublé Christmas CD

October 13, 2017 0

A local bar manager is reaching for the Michael Bublé Christmas CD and terrifying his staff in the process. As his fingertips touch the upper right-hand corner of the Grammy award-winning ‘Christmas’, a waitress faints, the weight […]

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